ManateeGod's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DailyToon11212004]

Well, that's life.

Judging by the constant submission time of 5:20ish GMT - 5:00 (eastern time) and your ability to speak English, I'm assuming most of you guys live in the US, but it doesn't really matter. You will at least know what the Declaration of Independence is. If you are Canadian, forshame on this behaviour, though regardless of your heritage oyu should be ashamed.

Once again, this has proved that people will rather be on the winning side of a debate then the just and fair side. What you are doing is completely Un-American, in the fact that it contradicts the following arguments:

...But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security...

It is obvious to many (if not all) that you are abusing your privileges on NewGrounds. Inciting many people to vote for your work in the promise that they will get free points defeats the purpose of voting, and is both unfair to those who put effort into their work, and to those who are trying to create a meaningful system. In essence, you are degrading this web-site by removing any meaning from it.

This review is not only for the creators who know and are willing to admit their abuse of the portal; It is also for everyone who votes 5 on this crap. Why do oyu insist on doing this? What is the point of having a nigh blam/protect rating if you let in a pile of shit? So you'll have power 4 years down the road?

Newsflash: The max vote poer you can get is 16. You will never get here. You will most likely end up with a voting power of 12 if you dedicate your life to this website. That means after four years, your vote is less than that of 6 lvl 3 newbs, not even considering their Blam/protect XP. Face it, you can't make a difference by having a high vote power, but oyu CAN make a difference by voting what you know is right, or you waht believe the submission deserves. If you think this deserves 5, you need to expose yourself to more quality work. If you don't care about any of this, why are you even voting? Why be an asshole? Do you think people will like you if you are? Only other assholes will, and they won't really like you, because they're assholes.

Final word; stop promoting poor effort for easy blams. You guys play too much Grand Theft Auto and shit like that. You actually think if you acted like this in real life, you'd get away with it? So why would oyu act like this here? Because "it's teh internet"?

To the authors: you could do a better job. Why not? It's not funny, and if you think it is, you aren't mature enough to have an acount on NewGrounds, or any web site that requires you to be over the age of 13. Some of oyur stuff is good. Making a shitty submission every now and then is funny. Not knowning when a joke stops being funny is immature. You need to grow up a bit.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

"fuck you nigga"

[Corky the Kosher Clown]

OMFG I love the Dune reference!

I love your flash <3 Wher'd you get the sound?

wlevin responds:

Thanks! I composed the music with Logic, and the sound effects are from Apple's free Hollywood Edge sound effects library.

[DailyToon11152004]

This is retarded

Bacause of crap like this, nobody is able to get there shit on NewGrounds. You people are ruinning the website for everyone else. Soon people are going to start looking for a newsite, and that would be a tragedy. FORSHAME!!! :(

TheStarSyndicate responds:

how would submitting this movie not allow other people to submit their shit?

You're that douchebag that made that bitchy thread about us on the NG BBS! Greetings!

[(g)Cavern Chaos]

That thing in the preloadr is awesome

You rock, keep up the good work:)

Simkiss responds:

thanks :D

[DailyToon11132004]

Notice there are only 6 reviews...

It's a shame people don't actually watch these. Because they are too hyped up into getting protect points, everyone votes 5 on this crap. Honestly, watch any of these; the only one that deserved a score ABOVE 0 was the first one, and shouldn't have even passed. I'll bet this review will get removed for being "Critical", but just because I'm pointing out the obvious doesn't make it a bad review.

Next time, could you please put more effort in you movies, so as not to misslead the masses of weiners who go with the flow and vote 5. Honestly, watch the SevenStar (second movie), and you'll see what I mean.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

you're a penis pump!

[Blood Brothers ep.1]

Good use of the Naruot sound track

can't wait for #2!

qwkdnvcip responds:

Thank you for the great review.

[Closing Time 1]

This is really well done

My only sugestion is to learn how to draw breasts.

SmigeFlash responds:

Thanks. I really am getting mixed responses on the breasts, it's really weird how that's all everyone looks at :P

[The School System Sucks!]

The truth it may be

butit still needs a fuckload of improvement

Otomyte responds:

That doesn't help me. :P

[Be Faithful]

WHo the fuck voted 5...

Man, if this gets passed it's gonna be turd of the week

Chubaka responds:

I HOPE SO!

[Blob Wars pt. II of ep. 1]

This is crap

However I'm feeling nice today. You get five.

Wattr responds:

F U...lol