ManateeGod's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[HOT PISS!11111]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" ?

hmmm, I'll be surprised if this gets passed... no not really actually. You have 4 other entries submitted called hot piss, hotpiss!, hot piss!!!!, etc.... so it'll proabbly pass. The anime part was very hard on the eyes -_- Hope to see some better stuff soon <3

[DailyToon11262004]

*sigh not again >_>

One day, good shall prevail over evil. Go do something productive, silly! >_<

[PICONJO's Massacre 2: DX]

Yeah...

/*I'll just save evry one some time so instead of writing reviews, nd have built a program that will actually vote for you ;) Have fun*/

public static void review (boolean pigs fly){
String prompt;
if (!pigs fly)
prompt = "FORSHAME";
else
prompt = "OMFG That waz teh best vote 5 I lovez you!!!!!!!!111";
while (true)
System.out.println(prompt);
}//prompt likely review

public static void main (String [] args) {
boolean done = false;
while (!done) {
try {
BufferedReader in = new BufferedReader
(new inputStreamReader (System.in), 1);
try {
int choose = Integer.parseInt(in.readLine());
done = true;
}
catch (NumberFormatException e) {
System.out.print("Not a number, fucktard");
done = false;
}
catch (IOException e) {
System.out.print("OMfG your computer sucks ass");
break;
}//get vote

switch (choose) {
case : 1 System.out.print("Why the fuck? Oh well at least it's ");
case : 0 System.out.println("BLAMMED!");
review(false);
break;
case : 5 System.out.println("You are an Experience whore");
case : 2
case : 3
case : 4 System.out.println("ofmg...")
review(true);
break;
default : System.out.print(You can't vote "+ choose +", Fuckhead);
break;
}//vote system

System.out.println("You need to work more; Just because you have" +" many submissions and a bunch of nerd friends who vote 5 on "
+ "your shit, doesn't make it right to submit garbage. ");//my review

} //<3 Manatee

No seriously, wtf. I was disgusted to see that dailytoon's SE version had 2.00 after 30 some votes and I voted 0. Why do you people submit crap to the portal? and further more, why do you XP whores vote 5? HONESTLY!!! Anywho, I'm off for my quest. Cya <3

[Moonlight vendetta]

Holy fuck that made no sense whatsoever

but it was awesome. Next one, add a bit of a storyline :)

[Old Lady Vs. Chicken]

w00t w00t! 10 for style!

I love your animation. good work

ForNoReason responds:

I hope you liked the script... because as much as x-ray rawks I had nothing to do with the animation... but I am glas you wrote back!

[Fallout Revival]

Fallout is such an awesome game

I wish they hadn't cancelled fallout 3, eh? Oh well, very good animation :)

[DailyToon11212004]

Well, that's life.

Judging by the constant submission time of 5:20ish GMT - 5:00 (eastern time) and your ability to speak English, I'm assuming most of you guys live in the US, but it doesn't really matter. You will at least know what the Declaration of Independence is. If you are Canadian, forshame on this behaviour, though regardless of your heritage oyu should be ashamed.

Once again, this has proved that people will rather be on the winning side of a debate then the just and fair side. What you are doing is completely Un-American, in the fact that it contradicts the following arguments:

...But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security...

It is obvious to many (if not all) that you are abusing your privileges on NewGrounds. Inciting many people to vote for your work in the promise that they will get free points defeats the purpose of voting, and is both unfair to those who put effort into their work, and to those who are trying to create a meaningful system. In essence, you are degrading this web-site by removing any meaning from it.

This review is not only for the creators who know and are willing to admit their abuse of the portal; It is also for everyone who votes 5 on this crap. Why do oyu insist on doing this? What is the point of having a nigh blam/protect rating if you let in a pile of shit? So you'll have power 4 years down the road?

Newsflash: The max vote poer you can get is 16. You will never get here. You will most likely end up with a voting power of 12 if you dedicate your life to this website. That means after four years, your vote is less than that of 6 lvl 3 newbs, not even considering their Blam/protect XP. Face it, you can't make a difference by having a high vote power, but oyu CAN make a difference by voting what you know is right, or you waht believe the submission deserves. If you think this deserves 5, you need to expose yourself to more quality work. If you don't care about any of this, why are you even voting? Why be an asshole? Do you think people will like you if you are? Only other assholes will, and they won't really like you, because they're assholes.

Final word; stop promoting poor effort for easy blams. You guys play too much Grand Theft Auto and shit like that. You actually think if you acted like this in real life, you'd get away with it? So why would oyu act like this here? Because "it's teh internet"?

To the authors: you could do a better job. Why not? It's not funny, and if you think it is, you aren't mature enough to have an acount on NewGrounds, or any web site that requires you to be over the age of 13. Some of oyur stuff is good. Making a shitty submission every now and then is funny. Not knowning when a joke stops being funny is immature. You need to grow up a bit.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

"fuck you nigga"

[Corky the Kosher Clown]

OMFG I love the Dune reference!

I love your flash <3 Wher'd you get the sound?

wlevin responds:

Thanks! I composed the music with Logic, and the sound effects are from Apple's free Hollywood Edge sound effects library.

[Amusing Short ! :D]

This is awesome!

The last part near the end was a bit out of sink with the music, but meh, it was really good. I hope this gets passed, and if not, just put the last part first, since anyone who blammed this would have only watched the first 10 seconds of it. It's sad, I know. Good Job!!

[Tetris'd]

This is an awesome movie

If this gets blammed, I suggest submitting it 10 hours from now. That way you don't have to deal with the 10000 newbs who blam things because hey think eveyone else will. Good job!